Oh. Essss.

For crying out loud. Who cares? computer operating system. Used to be free, now they charge you a bunch of money for each new version. Microsoft is coming out with Vista soon. Apple is coming out with Leopard soon. Big deal. Nothing will work with it, everything will get slower, and it will require a new, bigger computer with a humongous hard drive. How in the world did computers do so much before-entirely off of some puny floppy drive? Makes you wonder.

Well, makes me wonder anyway.

So those are the biggies. There's Linux, which is generally free or cheap, and pretty compact. Solaris is still around, and is a Unix-y sort of thing. I think Linux may replace it one day.

Right. Apple Leopard? What's with the fruit company selling big cats? How long will they have os 10? What about 11? Nah. XI doesn't have the same impact as X.

Microsoft Windows? What is that supposed to be? This is an AMERICAN company. American things are BIG. "Micro"=very little. Do we really need things from a company that's little and soft? NO! We need BIG Hard things! Little soft things come from Europe. I propose the above company name and logo. It's more accurate, and it's more American.

The end.